November 29, 2010

How to embarrass your husband:

So my husband and I were out to dinner the other night and I caught him checking out the waitress. She was a cute perky brunette and truth be told, I was checking her out as well. Hubby is still pretty unsure of himself and our new found openness with each other. So I figured I'd just help the guy out by offering to write down his phone number and leaving it with the tip. Predictably, he turned about 10 shades of red and after a bit if sputtering replied that he wouldn't know what to do if she called. My reply (with a big grin of course): "Okaaay.... then would you like me to let my number with the tip?"

He turned yet another shade of red. Sheesh. I was just trying to be helpful!


DauntlessVitality said...

How funny! I love it! I have been in his exact position, so I completely understand where he is coming from. I went through that when I got divorced and started dating my current wife. Current wife was much more open and accepting, and it took a while to get used to. Especially when you go from "Why are you looking at her?" in one marriage, to "Did you see the tits and ass on that girl? Come back over here and look!" with the second marriage. It was a nice change but took a while to get used to and realize that it was real and not a trick. LOL!


Hawk said...

Nicely done. Restaurants are such a ripe environment for all kinds of humiliation, embarrassment, and mind play. I don't think there's a sub alive that doesn't have some sort of restaurant fantasy...I know I do.
I enjoy your blog :-)

k!nkyNurse said...

@Hawk - Thanks! Honestly my intention wasnt too embarrass him but I have to admit, it was great fun seeing his face turn red LOL.

@DV - I will admit. I used to be "that girl". The one who would get jealous for the silliest of reasons. Since I've discovered the lifestyle and my Sir has worked with me to help me be more open (believe me, that was a job and a half LOL), my husband and I are closer than ever and are just having plain old good FUN!
And quite honestly, its much less stressful to not have to worry about silly things like if he's checking out the waitress. Now, I just want to check her out too LOL!