Threeway

Yes, I find this appealing. This video is funny, but the concept appealing.

Sex Aerobics



This has crossed my mind as I think of fun activities
 I can do to help lose those few extra pounds.



Sometimes this is what I feel like dating in the BDSM world is like.
With so many fetishes and differing wants, needs, and desires,
 It's a wonder any of us manage to find a partner who meet our personal requirements.

LICK MY BOOTS KEN!

This was the birthday card given to my husband by his brother.
 Do you think we are out of the closet?

Something to make you smile.

My former Sir (still doesn't feel right saying that) sent me this in an email with the above title as the subject line. It was so cute I had to share!

They are coming to take me away

This video seems strangely fitting after the day I've had.





They are coming to take me away HAHA!

Domme for the Night.

My husband and I went out to a local gay club with his family for Halloween. Just for fun I dressed up as a Domme, complete with my Sir’s flogger. Hubby wore a collar and leash. I STILL can’t believe he agreed to this. It was quite fun. Everyone in his family got a huge kick out of our outfits. Especially his sister, and his brother’s boyfriend, who are in the know about me. LOTS of innuendo’s and jokes were made about me/us. But nothing too obvious as there were another 2 brothers who are NOT in the know.

I paraded my husband around the club, pulling him along by his leash. I was almost having too much fun with this! The best was when I led him to the women’s bathroom and made him wait outside while I went inside. It didn’t take long at all for some random gay guy to tug on my husband’s leash and ask him if he wanted to go for a walk LOL. We posed for pictures. Lots of pictures. We all had a great time.

I work with my nephew. And I'm technically his boss. Sometimes I forget about the family connection when we are at work so it took me by surprise when he made a reference to Halloween. And before leaving the office, he made the comment "be sure not to keep him on too short a leash" when talking about my husband. I turned about 10 shades of red and started to ask.....then realized about 4 of my coworkers were staring at me with quite a bit of interest. I decided it would be better to say nothing more.

Hmmm, I might just have to try this sometime...

DSM IV

So I was at work and showing a new nurse how to search through the medical codes to select the diagnosis she needed when creating her careplan. As I was scrolling through, I came across "sexual masochism" and "sexual sadism". Now mind you, I already knew they existed on the DSM IV. But I guess seeing it just shocked me for some reason. My initial reaction? "What?!? Are you kidding me!?!".

The new nurse jumped back and asked if I was alright. I'm sure I was blushing as I replied, "Ummm, yeah. I'm fine. Sorry, guess I was just suprised to see masochism and sadism listed there".

Wonder if I just outed myself?

I just LOVE the expressions on this guys face. You have the "Oh SHIT!" expression, followed by the "Oh yeeaaah!" expression, quickly followed by the "Crap! Get me the fuck out of here!" expression.



Seriously, they ought to air more commercials like this on TV. I might actually be tempted to NOT flip to another channel during the commercials!

Pull my Hair!

This was on the car in front of me while driving home from work:

Just the smile I needed after the day I had.

How to embarrass your husband:

So my husband and I were out to dinner the other night and I caught him checking out the waitress. She was a cute perky brunette and truth be told, I was checking her out as well. Hubby is still pretty unsure of himself and our new found openness with each other. So I figured I'd just help the guy out by offering to write down his phone number and leaving it with the tip. Predictably, he turned about 10 shades of red and after a bit if sputtering replied that he wouldn't know what to do if she called. My reply (with a big grin of course): "Okaaay.... then would you like me to let my number with the tip?"

He turned yet another shade of red. Sheesh. I was just trying to be helpful!

Fuck my Wife

So my husband asked me to type this into my search bar the other day. This is what came up:



I laughed my ass off. So did he even though I don't think it was quite what he was expecting.

Pet Peeve #1

I'm a pretty easygoing person. Not a lot bugs me. At least as long as my obsessive compulsiveness doesn't kick in. But lets talk about public restrooms for a minute. It's not like anybody particularly enjoys using public restrooms. But some people are just so freaked out about it they won't even use them. Ever. I'm not one of those people. I have no problem using one as long as it is clean and doesn't smell horrible. I could talk about several things that bother me about public restrooms, such as lazy people that don't bother to flush, or people that pee all over the seat because they insist on trying to "hover" without at least cleaning it off. But no, I'm going to talk about another pet peeve of mine. Super Duper powerful flushing machines. These are no ordinary toilets. These commodes with the ultra heavy duty flushing mechanism would be powerful enough to effectively make whatever is unlucky enough to fall into its porcelain depths disappear. Kids, go ahead and shove those barbie dolls and whatever toys you want down there!! These toilets will CONSUME them!!

You would think that toilets with a powerful effective flush would be a good thing. But what drives me absolutely nuts, is the fact that the flush is so strong, it totally sprays the seat with every single flush. So what would have been an otherwise clean bathroom, now grosses me out. I mean, who wants to sit on a seat and get a wet behind, especially from dirty toilet water. YUCK!!! Manufacturers and business owners LISTEN UP! More powerful does NOT equal better. I'm tired of inadvertently sitting on WET toilet seats!!!

OK, rant over =)